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DO YOU SPEAK MIXTIONARY? ™
In our vast Mixtionary Laboratories we employ hundreds of highly trained Ph.D linguists as well as thousands of monkeys typing randomly into keyboards generating the raw kinetic communication enabling tools that can only be found in the Mixtionary. Carefully trained proofreaders sift through the gibberish much like the Miners of the 1849 California Gold Rush to find the best nuggets which are then smelted, melted, refined, and then cast into its own unique coin of phrase.
MIXTIONARY(n.) A guide to communicating efficiently in the modern world, in which new-fangled ideas and phenomena leave us at a loss for words. (root words: Mixed Up and Dictionary)
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